- Brother: you're like Harriet Tubman
- Sister: really? I'm like Harriet Tubman?
- Brother: well.. you're more like her than not like her.
I sold something so I could get my brother and sister tickets to see local natives. Neither of them know.
My sister is gonna have a happy heart attack haha
Let the record show: it is 6:05 and I’m just getting home. Gotta sleep, wake up, then its off to my sisters second b-day gift.